ive seen you around before, the slugger in your hand
do you just not like me? or is it my lame band?
what did i do thats not nice?
just hit on your sister twice
and peed on your lawn today
hit your parked car then drove away

chorus:
girl with a bat, you dont wanna do that
lookin for a broken back or a spine
and if you try, theres a chance i will die
so just leave all of your baggage behind

youre aiming for my knees and swingin at my backpack
if you break anything, youll have to pay for that
you chased my dog down with a broom
showed up in my bathroom
baseball practice, time to shine, and at this point i fear for my life

chorus (x3)